The Phoenix Lights!!! OMG

Holy hell. I saw on the local news tonight that there's an upcoming special about the "Phoenix lights", or the pattern of lights that sometimes appears over Phoenix. I'm really excited. I want to know why that, even though the U.S. Air force is forthcoming with, even to local news, that these lights are anti-ata flares, the answer must of course be ALIENS! oOoOoo. My hope is that the documentary is going to cover larger society's need to ignore available facts while throwing out conclusions using the old ignorance:lever/ego:fulcrum action to get some excitement off the ground. That's the true mystery. If Fox 12 Action Entertainment were to figure that one out, false maxims ranging from marriage's virtue to vegan's not standing on the bodies of the dead might squeak into the open. Hopefully, it will end up on youtube, and 12 year olds who right now possess as much knowledge of their world as they ever will might pay attention for a few minutes.

Unfortunately, that's a lot harder to look for on google images. Looks like we'll be seeing our old friend again.