Kill for Jesus

These are all real pictures drawn by real kids. This is encouraged by the parents. The goat (FYI) when it appears, is this particular church's kid's metaphor for a coffee-drinking atheist. I wish to fuck I was making this up.



Burn the atheists! How cute.
By Liam (8): Future fired highschool teacher.





Not really violent, but nonetheless disturbing as fuck:
By Earl (12): Future suicide.





This kid will probably end up killing us all someday.
By Kevin, 15: Future OBGYN that makes the news.





Go to church or die! Drop that coffee demon!
By 17 year old Chrono: Present douchebag.





If you are asian, gay, jewish, or like ragae, you're going to hell.
by anonymous, Future unemployable IT professional.





This kid thinks that the shimp guy from Futurama is real ... as real in fact as unicorns and africa.
by Carolyn, 15: Future unsatisfied wife of 50 years to a man she hates.





Holy shit. Kill them all jesus! Nuke the fuckers.
by Katie, age unknown: Future live-in-fear-of-anyone-ever-ever-finding-out lesbian.





I'm not sure what this kid's point is. I do know that he and his parents are idiots.
By Sean: Future GUY WHO ALWAYS TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM RIGHT BECAUSE HE MEMORIZED THE TERM 'POLYSTRATE TREES' TO USE OVER AND OVER AND OVER WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF GEOLOGY TO APPEAR SMART AS THE RESIDENT 'CREATION SCIENCE EXPERT' ON THE WWW.3000YEAR-OLD-EARTH.COM FORUM, FOR WHICH HE WILL BE THE SOLE MODERATOR AND ONE OF 9 USERS, EVER.





This picture sucks. T-rex had two fingers douchebag!
By Jimmy, future drug addict





Coffee: satan's choice
By Alice: future chronic trivial pursuit loser





OMG!!! AN ATHEIST ON THE LOOSE! CALL THE COPS!SHOOT HIM SHOOOT HIM!!!!
by Jenny, age 9: Future attendee of the G.W. Bush Memorial Library and it's 7 or 8 books.





What a confusing method. I thought they were AGAINST hallucinogenic drugs and homosexuality? Whatever.
Keith, age 9: Future hated father.





Kill! Kill! Kill!
By Judy, age unknown: Future fundamentalist nutjob.





If you love Jesus, you get to grow a full beard by age 7.
By Richard, age unknown: Future guy who can't seem to get his shit together after learning at age 16 his life has been a lie and you can trust nobody.




For more totally awesome, hate filled and ignorant bullshit, go to their stupid website.