These are all real pictures drawn by real kids. This is encouraged by the parents. The goat (FYI) when it appears, is this particular church's kid's metaphor for a coffee-drinking atheist. I wish to fuck I was making this up.
Burn the atheists! How cute.
By Liam (8): Future fired highschool teacher.
Not really violent, but nonetheless disturbing as fuck:
By Earl (12): Future suicide.
This kid will probably end up killing us all someday.
By Kevin, 15: Future OBGYN that makes the news.
Go to church or die! Drop that coffee demon!
By 17 year old Chrono: Present douchebag.
If you are asian, gay, jewish, or like ragae, you're going to hell.
by anonymous, Future unemployable IT professional.
This kid thinks that the shimp guy from Futurama is real ... as real in fact as unicorns and africa.
by Carolyn, 15: Future unsatisfied wife of 50 years to a man she hates.
Holy shit. Kill them all jesus! Nuke the fuckers.
by Katie, age unknown: Future live-in-fear-of-anyone-ever-ever-finding-out lesbian.
I'm not sure what this kid's point is. I do know that he and his parents are idiots.
By Sean: Future GUY WHO ALWAYS TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM RIGHT BECAUSE HE MEMORIZED THE TERM 'POLYSTRATE TREES' TO USE OVER AND OVER AND OVER WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF GEOLOGY TO APPEAR SMART AS THE RESIDENT 'CREATION SCIENCE EXPERT' ON THE WWW.3000YEAR-OLD-EARTH.COM FORUM, FOR WHICH HE WILL BE THE SOLE MODERATOR AND ONE OF 9 USERS, EVER.
This picture sucks. T-rex had two fingers douchebag!
By Jimmy, future drug addict
Coffee: satan's choice
By Alice: future chronic trivial pursuit loser
OMG!!! AN ATHEIST ON THE LOOSE! CALL THE COPS!SHOOT HIM SHOOOT HIM!!!!
by Jenny, age 9: Future attendee of the G.W. Bush Memorial Library and it's 7 or 8 books.
What a confusing method. I thought they were AGAINST hallucinogenic drugs and homosexuality? Whatever.
Keith, age 9: Future hated father.
Kill! Kill! Kill!
By Judy, age unknown: Future fundamentalist nutjob.
If you love Jesus, you get to grow a full beard by age 7.
By Richard, age unknown: Future guy who can't seem to get his shit together after learning at age 16 his life has been a lie and you can trust nobody.
For more totally awesome, hate filled and ignorant bullshit, go to their stupid website.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Kill for Jesus
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Not every ministry is like that one, I'm a Christian and I don't chop peoples heads off if they don't come to church with me, infact, the Lord led us to a nice little church and they are more easy going than most people I know (regardless of beliefs), they each feel free to miss church if neccessary or visit other places if they want. I am truly sorry that so many christians get hung up on going to church and wear ties or trying to pretend that they are better than others... when its really about this
(Galatians 5, Freedom in Christ) "1It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery."
Raw freedom and Holy order do mix... Perfect Love and Perfect Justice go hand in hand but God's Love and mercy and justice are in agreement with His wrath.
(1john 4:7Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. 8Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. 9This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son[b] into the world that we might live through him. 10This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for[c] our sins. 11Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. 12No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us. 13We know that we live in him and he in us, because he has given us of his Spirit. 14And we have seen and testify that the Father has sent his Son to be the Savior of the world. 15If anyone acknowledges that Jesus is the Son of God, God lives in him and he in God. 16And so we know and rely on the love God has for us.
God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
17In this way, love is made complete among us so that we will have confidence on the day of judgment, because in this world we are like him. 18There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love. 19We love because he first loved us. 20If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen. 21And he has given us this command: Whoever loves God must also love his brother."
- peace
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